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Several Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki and its Members! ^^

…Well, this was inspired by MalunaDragon’s piece on how to tick off Deidara.  So, here goes….

Akatsuki:

1. Call them the “Akatuski.”  I know someone who actually does that…
2. Hide their hats when they need to go out on missions.
3. Replace their shampoo with bubble bath.  This will leave their hair smelling wonderful and floral, and if you use the right bubble bath, it’ll probably make Hidan’s hair a bit pink…
4. Let Tobi have more than his daily quotient of Otter Pops and soda.
5. Switch their rings during the night, but put them all on the correct fingers and see how long it takes them to notice.

Pein:

1. Switch around the piercings on his spare bodies.
2. Shine a light off of his piercings and onto Konan.
3. Bug him until he gives you Rin’negan spoilers (hopefully not the painful kind)
4. When it’s raining, ask him if the skies are crying because he wishes Jiraya were gay and he could be in Konan’s place.

Orochimaru:

1. Steal his nail polish (we all know he’s the one who started it…).
2. Ask him why he decided to become a gay pedophile.

Deidara:

1. Tell him that pop art is the only true kind of art.
2. Upload pr0n onto his scope and laugh when Leader finds it and Itachi beats him up for not showing him.
3. Upload gay pr0n onto his scope and laugh when he finds it.
4. Get him a frilly, girly dress for his birthday and capture on film the brief moment when he sees the one thing that he’s always wanted to own and hasn’t started pretending to be disgusted yet.

Sasori:

1. Say that his puppets move, so they’re performance art, and performance art is impermanent.
2. Lock him in a room with Deidara.
3. Mix up all his tools and poisons.
4. Steal his poison claw
5. Give him a bad hair cut – it’s unlikely to grow back.
6. Steal his testosterone supply (it’s in there somewhere…) and accuse him of acting like a girl when you replace it with estrogen.

Hidan:

1. Ask him how not wearing a shirt brings him closer to Jashin.
2. If he has an answer, walk away in the middle of his rant.
3. Decapitate him and sing “Humpty Dumpty” while Kakuzu puts him back together.
4. Pretend you belong to another religion which involves loud chanting, drum-beating, and ceremonial food.  I bet you could get him to fast for about a week….......
5. Tell Kakuzu that there’s money inside of Hidan.  This can come before step 3….
6. Tell people he's polytheistic (believes in more than one god) (idea by Kakashilover01)

Kakuzu:

1. Decapitate Hidan.
2. Knock off a few of his spare organs.
3. Cut off one of his tentacles and play jump rope with it.
4. Steal his money.
5. Steal his highwayman costume.

Zetsu:

1. Ask why you can’t treat them as one person.
2. Act like you have the white side and the black side confused; talk to the black side like it’s the nice one and the white side like it’s the more evil one.
3. Ask if they like to eat mud.
4. Hold a parasol over them and say they’ll get sunburned if they get exposed to too much sunlight.
5. Eat sunflower seeds – or any kind of seeds – in front of them.
6. Buy a bottle of MiracleGro and don’t offer to share.

Konan:

1. Ask why she lives with so many men.
2. Reflect light off of Pein’s arm piercings and into her face.  Or onto her boobs.  Whichever.
3. Call her Konan the Barbarian. (that’s seriously what I thought of the first time I heard her name…)
4. Ask her if she really did go back to see Jiraya when she turned 18.
5. If she isn’t 18 yet, insist that she looks much older than 18
6. Ask her if wearing an Akatsuki cloak is meant to disguise her weight.

Itachi:

1. Ask him how he loves Sasuke.
2. Put him in a room with Orochimaru
3. Steal his hair products.
4. Steal his issue of Girl’s Life (or does he read 17 now…?) and show it to the other members of the Akatsuki.

Kisame:

1. Ask him if eating sushi is cannibalism.  Be very sketchy about how much you believe his answer.
2. Go swimming at the pool.  Chlorine water will get up his gills.
3. Ask what’s wrong with his skin that it turned all blue.
4. Cover him with tanning lotion, go to the beach, and see what happens.
5. Take the skull part off of Samehada – provided that you don’t get hurt in the process.

Tobi:

How the heck do you annoy Tobi?  You could leave him for Orochimaru, but that wouldn’t be teasing – it would be cruel!  There’s no way to annoy Tobi………
If you have anything to add, please note me and you'll get full credit for your addition!

Anyway, MalunaDragon favorited "Brother, Why?" ch. 6 before she could possibly have read it, so I decided to go to her profile and see what stuff she had. "How to Annoy Deidara" was up near the beginning... That inspired this. I tried to be original... I know -- I'm not very original and I couldn't think of much -- and I should probably have put in a bit more about Itachi and Icha -- but I didn't... I'm not very funny when I try to be. So, if you have any suggestions, I would be perfectly willing to add stuff on, or if you have enough, you can make your own! ^^

EDIT: I got two great suggestions on how to annoy Tobi (yes, TOBI!!!) from MarinaStar14, but I think that, because of the way his section works, it's actually funnier if I leave them out. Sorry, MarinaStar!
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:iconthelasthyrulian:
Thelasthyrulian Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
I know how to annoy tobi Call him a bad boy
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Ankos2FromPN Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Student General Artist
GREAT!
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DeidaraAkatsukiFan3 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD ROFL!
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VictoriaAlice Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2010
Ways to annoy Tobi: Ask him why he wears a mask - constantly.
Tell him his mask looks like a lolipop and lick it.
Tell him: YOU'RE A BAD BOY, TOBI
Tell him his powers suck and he's not worthy or cool enough to be a member of the Akatsuki.

DarkMysticRaven gave me these ideas! Check out her artwork sometimes! It's amazing for someone so young!
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SoKai-SasoDei-Emo Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011
wow why didn't i think of then :P
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DarkMysticRaven Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I laughed so hard when I saw this x3
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artamismarkley Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2010  Student Artist
why dont u ask tobi if hes madara or the other dude over and over XD
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tophrox123 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2010
i know how to annoy tobi, you take away his sugar and hyper filled junk food XD
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LOVEKonanORELSEXD Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
i know how to annoy tobi say he is a bad boy then get in a fight about it then when he is saying he is a good boy over and over again say he is a good boy then he will say no he is a bad boy!! XD :giggle: the best way to annoy tobi XD or call him obito(i think thats how you spell it XD:giggle: i cant spell)
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KoolCheese Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
draw a mustache on tobis mask xD
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009  Student General Artist
lol that's great!!! That's the first how-to-annoy-Tobi response I've gotten that would annoy him without making him upset!
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KoolCheese Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009
xp be sure to tell me if u make it
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Dragonlord95 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
anyone who thinks tobi should be annoyed should be draged out into the street and shot...


:)tobi is a good boy:)
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009  Student General Artist
Annoyed, not upset. And, yes, he is a very good boy!
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Haunted-FlowerXx Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2009   Writer
I have a suggestion! Here is the hint 'Kakuzu is 91 going on 92'
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2009  Student General Artist
Nice. But I don't think he's had THAT many skin transplants. I mean, since his brain is still his, he would be senile and stuff if he were 91. And he would act like someone older. Going around and being active in the way that he is is really a young man's game. Even Orochimaru has gotten more calculated as his mind has gotten older.
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FlyawayHeart Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
insist that tobi is a naugty boy
;3
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009  Student General Artist
That's actually the only really good one I've gotten so far. Because everything else would have made Tobi burst into tears. But now that everyone on the face of the planet seems to know he's Madara, he might just end up agreeing.
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FlyawayHeart Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
i don't believe in tobi being anyone but tobi
XD
i just deny it, because i love how innocent and funny he was
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009  Student General Artist
I know! Madara masquerading as an idiot just ruins the magical adorableness of Tobi!
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FlyawayHeart Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
exactly!
D8
i'd be happier if he was obito at least..
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2009  Student General Artist
Everyone would be happier if he were Obito, except, apparently, for Kishimoto. That killed some of the charm for me, at least. Then Obito and Kakashi could get together at the end, like they were always meant to.
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FlyawayHeart Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Exactly.
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ShadowEmpressRyuu Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009
Call Tobi "bad"....he'll be sooo pissed off!!! :D
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EviiilKitty Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2009
LMAO!!! I love it! and youre righit! There is no way to annoy tobi!
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kataisweird Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
How to annoy Tobi.:Tell him that Deidara says he's a very bad boy and he plans on killling him in his sleep. and when he starts crying tell him that it wasnt Deidara that told you that tell him it was Zetzu.
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009  Student General Artist
That's not annoying, though; it's cruel. I'm not talking about making him upset, just pulling a prank on him.
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kataisweird Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah. I see. Bye the way your icon makes me go insane. i think im going to die if i stare a it any longer. So many colors..
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009  Student General Artist
I know. But, at the same time, you want to watch it. That's what's even crazier.

I kind of want to make one featuring muffins. Or sweets of some type...

I just came up with a great idea. Thanks for making me think about it!!!!! ^^
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kataisweird Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
your welcome...So tandilizing...Must resist urge to eat the Icons..
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2009  Student General Artist
lolol. It's just an emoticon -- probably too many images in the thing to make into an avi, but I don't want it to end up very long, so I'll probably delete several of them....

It's grey and then it turns pinkish purple because purple is the best color. ^^

Is it me, or is pixel art amazingly fun when you aren't forced to work in MS Paint?
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kataisweird Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
what? IM still distracted im SO- HOLY SHIZ THERES- oh wait my cats...
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waterfish5678901 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
XD thats hilarious
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009  Student General Artist
Thanks! ^^
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iluvdeidara02 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2008   Photographer
You can tell Tobi that he's not a good boy, he's a very bad idiot boy....?
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009  Student General Artist
Heh. No, that would upset him. I like the emoticon, though. XD
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KitzaUyumai Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2008
i got a good one for zetsu u get a fork go over to him and say u are in the mood for salad ^-^ and dei-dei san id dress him up in make up when he sleeps >=D im evil
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2008  Student General Artist
The Zetsu idea is great. How would you keep Deidara asleep, though?
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KitzaUyumai Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2008
sleeping pills drug his drink and stuff like that ^-^
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2008  Student General Artist
lol, yeah!!!
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KitzaUyumai Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2008
srsly it would be fun he wakes up in the morning looks in the mirror with his hair in a braid make up on and maybe even wearing a bra ;D
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2008  Student General Artist
There would be no point in putting a bra on him unless you planned to stuff it, and he would notice that too quickly.

What do you want to bet that he braids his hair at night anyway, to keep it from knotting up? XD He totally would!!!

Deidara in full makeup would be hilarious. The funny thing is, I can see him doing it for himself. I mean, he believes that everything is art, he wears eye liner..........
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KitzaUyumai Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2008
lol its not accually eyeliner its insomnia i think thats how its spelled gaara has it too and he really only think art is ... A BLAST lolz he thinks art should be bright fleeting the second its created ^-^
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2008  Student General Artist
It is eye liner because it goes up. Look at some manga-pics of Dei sometime (somewhere in the 250s, I think. Maybe a little later) and you'll see...

With Gaara, it definitely is sleep-deprivation. He gets so little sleep, there are dark circles above his eyes! XD
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xfluffygingerbreadx Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2008
Locking Sasori in a room with Dei might annoy him at first, but before he can catch his sixtyeth breath, they'll be making out and some other random acts of lust on the floor.
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008  Student General Artist
lol!!! This was written without yaoi in mind, though...

I am writing a SasoDei fanfic... It'll be awhile, though -- they haven't even gotten together yet.
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xfluffygingerbreadx Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2008
Lmao, your fic should be good.
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2008  Student General Artist
Yeah. Sasori just gave Deidara a horrible not-death threat. Those are way worse than death threats.

lol, whenever I think of death threats and Akatsuki, I see Deidara in my mind strangling Tobi with his legs. XD
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xfluffygingerbreadx Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2008
Wow, strangling him with his legs? XDD
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Sheelos-lover Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2008  Student General Artist
Yeah, because he didn't have hands. So Tobi said, "Is Deidara-sempai going to strangle Tobi?" and Deidara got mad and actually tried to.

I have no idea what stopped him. XD
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